Yeah, well, here's her profile. Profile-quiz made by :hollinesskiss:

BASICS

FULL NAME: Love
MEANING: what do you think
NICKNAME: Lovey-Dovey, Luv, Lurve
MEANING: stuff to make her mad
ACTUAL AGE: 502
RESIDENCE: Somewhere in Amestris
HOMETOWN: Texas
AGE APPEARANCE: 19
BIRTHDAY: December 20
ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Rat
SPECIES: Homunculus
GENDER: Female
RELIGION: None
ALLERGIES: Cats
SEXUAL PREFERANCE: Straight
OCCUPATION:
WAY OF SPEAKING:
MARITAL STATUS:
THEME SONG(S): It's Me Again by Korn, Sonne by Rammstein, and We're All to Blame by Sum 41
ONLINE SCREENNAME: ViolenceIsNecessary
PERSONAL QUOTE: "Good gosh, you crazy buffoon."

APPEARANCE

HAIR COLOR: Dark pink
HAIR STYLE AND LENGTH: A few inches above her ankles, poofy and covers her right eye no matter what she tries to do with it.
EYES COLOR: Dark purple
EYESIGHT: Uh, good?
HEIGHT: 5'9
WEIGHT: 1,056 [Weighs a ton more than she looks. Cuz of her true form and all.]
OUTFIT/CLOTHING STYLE: Like Envy's
ABNORMALITIES(TAIL): None
DISTINGUISHING MARKS(SCARS,MOLES,TATS): Ouroboros tattoo on her upper right arm
SELF CARE(MAKE UP): No
FIRST IMPRESSION ON PEOPLE: A totally self-centered, cocky, protective person but not someone to mess with.
SKIN COLOR: Snowy-pale
BODY TYPE/BUILD: Has a four pack, looks like she works out. Has a large bust and is taunted often about it.
DEFAULT EXPRESSION: D:<
POSTURE: Slouched
MEASUREMENTS(FEMALE ONLY): Whaaaaa?
PIERCINGS: Nope
DESCRIBE THEIR VOICE: Kind of low and taunting, almost screaming, "You know you wanna try something. THrow it at me, and I'll snap your neck."
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Elbows and shins, baby.

RELATIONSHIPS

MOM: Carson Hersch *adoptive* & Roxenne [Rocky] Hersch *biological*
HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: As a human she loved her step mom to death but was abused by her. Never knew her real mom.
DAD: Jackson Hersch
HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: Never knew him; just kind of remembers a warm glow in the place of an image.
SIBLINGS: Nope
HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: x
CHILDREN: Nope
HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: x
OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS: x
PAST LOVA(S): Too many
CURRENT LOVA: All of them? xD The most known is Envy.
REACTION TO MEETING SOMEONE NEW: "Who the hell are you."
ABILITY TO WORK WITH OTHERS:
HOW SOCIABLE(LONER,ETC): Leader/Punisher
FRIENDS: Revenge and Wrath
PETS: Duskheart [Pet cat; is allergic to all cats but her. Its weird and the cat keeps wandering off so she hardly ever sees it.]
LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF PERSON: Smart o_o''
PARENTAL TYPE(PROTECTIVE,ETC): Protective/Cool [Will let her kid do anything but will beat up anyone who would touch her kid.]
AFFINITY WITH...:
FAVORITE PEOPLE:
LEAST FAVORITE PEOPLE: Greed, Roy Mustang, and Chaos

PERSONALITY

..WHEN YOU FIRST MEET THEM:
..AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY LIKE YOU):
..AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY DISLIKE YOU):
POSITIVE CHARACTERISTICS:
NEGATIVE CHARACTERISTICS:
FAVORITE COLOR: Purple
FAVORITE FOOD: Shrimp
FAVORITE ANIMAL: Llama
FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: Bass clarinet
FAVORITE ELEMENT: FIRE WATCH IT ALL BURN
FAVORITE REMEMBERED MOMENT IN LIFE: In her human life, her human form and her then-best friend [Ida Sakura] watching late-night anime.
LEAST FAVORITE COLOR: Brown
LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: Cream puffs
LEAST FAVORITE ANIMAL: Chihuahua
LEAST FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: Bag pipes
LEAST FAVORITE ELEMENT: Water [She can't swim]
MOST HATED MOMENT IN LIFE: When she met Chaos
HOBBIES: Eating, yelling, crocheting...
USUAL MOOD: Pissed off
DRINK/SMOKE/DRUGS: Quit smoking a while ago
HOW SERIOUS ARE THEY: Depends on what it is
BELIEVE IN GHOSTS: Hell no
(IN)DEPENDANT: Dependant
SOFT SPOT/VULNERABILITY: Can't swim and isn't that bright at a few things >.o''
OPINION ON SWEARING: Scratch and win, baby
DAREDEVIL VS CAUTIOUS: Cautious
MUSIC TYPE: Heavy Metal/Rock
MOVIE TYPE: Comedy
BOOK TYPE: Horror
COMFORTABLE TEMPERATURE: Anything warm. hates the extreme heat/cold.
SLEEPING PATTERN: Never sleeps because she doesn't need to.
CLEANLINESS/NEATNESS: Not at all
DESIRED PET: Giraffe
HOW DO THEY PASS TIME: Crochets
BIGGEST SECRET: What her real form is.
HERO/WHO THEY LOOK UP TO: Envy
WHAT ANIMAL WOULD THEY BE: Badger
FEARS: Water, the Gate, Envy, Gluttony
COMFORTS: Warmth, fire, blankets, Envy, TV, snow, music
DRUNK TYPE: CRUNK
SPECIAL ABILITIES/MAGICS: Injection: Can place her hand on anyone/thing and inject anything into that object/person.
HOW DID THEY GET SAID MAGICS: By becoming a homunculus
DONE ANYTHING TO GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW: Oh, just a few thousand murders here and there.
WHICH "7 DEADLY SINS" ARE THEY MOST LIKE: (lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, pride) Lust and Envy
WHICH "7 VIRTUES" DO THEY HAVE: (chastity, abstinence, leberality, diligence, patience, kindness, humility) Diligence
DANCE STYLE: Uh...?

WHAT ROLE WOULD THEY BE IF THEY WERE IN...
ROMANCE MOVIE: psycho girlfriend
ACTION MOVIE: the bad guy
CARTOON: the wolf trying to eat the roadrunner
HORROR MOVIE: the murdered
PORNO: hohoho... xD
LABYRINTH: eh?
PRINCESS BRIDE: WHAAAAAAAA

HOW DO THEY ACT WHEN THEY ARE...
SAD: Doesn't show it
HAPPY: Smiles lightly, not quite her usual smirk but shows she's pleased
ANGRY: Ohhh you'll be able to tell. For one, her hair bursts into pink flames.
AFRAID: Is obviously showing it; her face gets all distorted and her posture gets weaker and looks for someone else to do what she was doing.
LOVE SOMEONE: Doesn't show it
HATE SOMEONE: Hurt them in any ways possible
WANT SOMETHING: Pleades until she gets it
CONFUSED: Looks very, very stumped

HOW DO THEY REACT TO...
DANGER: Go in head-on
SOMEONE THEY HATE WHO HAS A CRUSH ON THEM:
PROPOSAL TO MARRY: Kill them
DEATH OF LOVED ONE: Looks dazed
DIFFICULT GAME/MATH/ETC: "THIS IS STUPID."
INJURY: "Hmm... got me good there. Guess I'll have to try harder." Then regenerate
SOMETHING IRRESISTABLY CUTE: wtf
LOSS OF HOURS OF WORK: "CON SARNIT THIS IS SO RETARDED."

HISTORY

Sam Hersch was a normal, tomboyish fourteen year old with the atention span of a squirrel and protected her best friend, Ida Sakura, with all she had from the tormentors that roamed her highschool. But after another fight with Jake Riggenhood, her childhood bully, things went bad. The two best friends slept over at Ida's house, and Sam began finding threatening letters plastered all over her friend's house. While watching Hobo II, the doorbell rang Sam answered it before Ida could. Watching in horror, Ida witnessed the homicide of Samantha Rae Hersch. Since they were in present-day 2008, a distraught Ida turned to her only alternative. Alchemy. Though some would find it insane, using a fictional power to bring a human to life, Ida knew she had to at least try it. Sam had already done so much for her in her life, she knew this was the only was she could repay her. A week later, Ida Sakura attempted human transmutation and failed. In return, she brought Love the Eighth Homunculus into existence and for that, lost both legs and her right arm. The two were sucked into the world of Fullmetal Alchemist and there they were stuck living with the homunculi. Over a course of time, the Elrics discovered Ida was living with them and possessed the power to kill all homunculi. The brothers kidnap Ida and tell her this but she refuses; it would mean killing off her "best friend" as well. Meanwhile, Envy and Love are growing closer and he begins to lant lies in her head about Ida. When Ida returns, outfitted in automail prosthetics, Love confronts her and shatters the bond they once shared. Ida then changes her name to Thunder and resolves to one day make Love her friend once more and the two go their seperate ways. Envy later convinces Love to kill Maes Hughes, so he allows her to borrow his power of shapeshifting and murder the Military member. That was the first person she had ever killed.
Years go by and eventually Envy and Love fall in love, but neither know how to show it. So Love stays out of the way and allows Envy to beat her as he always does when she messes up. He beat her because he knew no other way to let her know his feelings. Stupid, right? So then he gets the idea to kiss her, and she does whatever he said from then on. But during a fight with Sloth, Love was alone fighting the older homunculus. Sloth eventually knocks her out and sends her off to who-knows-where. The youngest homunculus wakes up on the shores of the Land of Fire; aka Naruto world. There she finds Deidara and Tobi, two of the Akatsuki menace and engages in combat. They eventually wear eachother out and Deidara agrees to fly her back to Amestris. But while flying, it is revealed she has been tricked into almost-helping them capture the Three-Tailed Beast. A day passes and she escapes into Konohagakure, there meeting Sakura and becoming instant friends. Seeing the homunculus had nowhere else to stay, Sakura invited Love to spend they night and she did. But an old rival from Central reveals itself in the midst of the cold night; Barry the Chopper! The two fight off the mad-man butcher after chasing him through the village and eventually kill him. Love is left passed out and is awoken by Kakashi, who attempts to use medical ninjutsu on her. But she runs off, never to see the ninja of Konoho again, but promises with tears streaming down her cheeks to always treasure the kindness in Sakura Haruno's heart.
Love later attempts to make a raft to float to Amestris, but ends up sinking it and drowning hundreds of times over. But what unlikely hero comes to her rescue? Kisame Hoshigaki! She promises to give him a meal once he takes her to the destination of Amestris, so he does. The two become friends, and at the end of the day after a meal, the two became very close through they never met again.
Later Love catches up to Envy in the underground church, and has one last battle with Thunder. Secrets, harbored feelings, and all other unspoken verses of their hearts overflowed during this epic battle. Thunder fell in love with Ed, but never showed it. Even if she did, he wouldn't've returned her feelings. The fight comes to an abrupt stop as Ed is assassinated by Envy and the green-haired homunculus disappears into the Gate. He then looks back at Love, and sheds his only tear in all eight hundred years of his existence. It was for her. He then disappears into the Gate and turns into his Gate form; a massive emerald-green serpentine dragon. Love forces the walls of the Gate open and follows, turning into her Gate form: a massive pink and magenta wolf. All Thunder could do was watch as the last of her childhood friend slipped away into the nothingness of the Gate.

FIRST APPEARANCE:

KNOWLEDGE

LANGUAGES: English
SCHOOLING LEVEL: Up to 9th grade
FAVORITE SUBJECT: English
INTERESTED CAREERS: *while human* Professional American Cocker Spaniel Exhibitor/Shower/Breeder
EXPERTICE: Lots.
PUZZLES: Hates them.
CHEMISTRY: Whoa, was that explosion here before?
MATH: Is ok. Not awesome.
ENGLISH: Amazing
GEOGRAPHY: *snore*
POLITICS/LAW: *while human* Republican, so was hated by the narrow-minded lying democrats of her day.
ECONOMY/ACCOUNTING: x.x Sucks
COOKING: Who wants burned wa-terrrrr?
SEWING: Sewed her finger to a blanket once...
MECHANICS: If given a diagram and an attention span, then yes.
BOTANY (FLOWERS): Is very good, oddly
MYTHOLOGY: Loves it
DRAMATICS(ACTING,SINGING): Lordy she's awful.
READING LEVEL: As high as it can go
HOW GOOD ARE THEY AT PLANNING AHEAD: Amazing
IMPULSIVE/STRATEGY: Implusive, what comes naturally usually works for her.

ROMANCE

DO THEY TAKE INITIATIVE: Hell yes
HOW DO THEY ACT(SHY,ETC): Straight-forward
GENTLEMAN/LADYLIKE VS KLUTZY: Normal?
GO SLOW VS JUMP INTO: Jump into
TRUE LOVE VS TESTING DIFF PEOPLE: Testing many people at one time
PROTECTIVE: Yup
ACT LIKE FRIENDS OR LOVERS: Depends
WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS DO THEY BUY: Nothing. What are they, rich?
TYPE OF KISSER:
DO THEY WANT KIDS: Thankfully, no.
DO THEY WANT TO MARRY: Hope not.
MAKE GOOD OR BAD DECISIONS: Horrible.
ARE THEY ROMANTIC: Nuh-uh.
HOW ARE THEY IN BED: Awesome xD
TOYS?: no
FETISHES: blood and chains
GET JEALOUS EASY: mhm
WIFE/HUBBY BEATER: yup
MARRY FOR MONEY: nope
FAVORITE POSITION: bottom
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN ON THEIR DREAM DATE: Mass murders, then seafood!
OPINION ON SEX: Ehh, ok.

I don't own Naruto or Fma. those are (c) Hiromu Arakawa & Masashi Kishimoto
Just Love :3 (c) :HookedOnPhonix: